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Uwe Boll, yesterday

They say the bravest thing you can do is admit when you are wrong.
Friends, I was wrong.
In the article below I insinuate that Uwe Boll finances his films with Nazi gold and spends the money on crack and child prostitutes. It turns out that this is only half true, he in fact exploits a German tax-loophole that means the more money he loses from his films, the more money his investors can write off.
You may ask: what kind of diabolical madman could have mastered the intricate German tax system to such a degree? Who would be willing to sodomise American pop-culture with such vehemence? Who was responsible for the deaths of Peter Parker's parents (as Boll boasts in interviews)?
Uwe Boll... kind of rhymes with: Red Skull- archenemy of Captain America and freedom itself!
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