Girls.Are.Pretty

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So, it looks like I haven't been updating for a while, and I'm sorry about that. Things are hard here. How hard? Think Vin Disel hard, think Chuck Norris hard. Think Hemmingway on his twelth bottle of absinthe remembering how to run away from bulls. Too abstract? Okay, think that I'm facing a thirty day break from all work and human interaction and I've only got a sub-par laptop and an original Xbox for company. Even my dog is going away for a month.
Now, normally I would segue into a recommendation for a website that amused me. But I'm pissed off. Read Girls are Pretty and leave me, leave me like everybody always does.