Wednesday, October 26, 2005

This Machine Kills Fascists


Natalie Portman. Lookin' fine. Yesterday.

I'm listening to: 'The Drapery Falls' by Opeth. Prog Rock and Black Metal together in one dorktastic whole, which has probably never touched a girl or left its basement.

Today, my beautiful Toshiba M50 Satellite Notebook was returned to me. To those of you unnacustomed to having a platonic relationship with a mid-range laptop, this will seem like a trifling detail. For me, this is like the reattachment of a limb. A limb that provides me with information, and downloads movies for me, and plays MP3s and sodomises my vast imagination with pornography. I call this limb 'Superlimb 700 iNFOgland XL'. I should be able to provide you with more pictures of Claire Danes and penis jokes.
Meanwhile, enjoy this ABC article about 'Prussian Blue', the White Supremacist Olsen Twins, which is kinda ironic seeing as the Olsen Twins pretty much disprove white supremacy. Oh, and Prussian Blue have recently upped sticks from Bakersfield* to the Pacific Northwest. I live in the Pacific Northwest. Seriously, this country...
Oh, they have a Myspace page as well. Proof that Blogger rocks the free world.

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It's 'not white enough' apparently. Though, seeing as Korn are also from Bakersfield, Prussian Blue would only be the second most offensive musical act that the city has produced.

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