Bamf! The X-men 3 teaser trailer appears

It sure has been an exciting X-year true-believers! First there's the baffling House of M, followed by Decimation: You'll Get it if you read this one particular issue that came out before I was born, and now, the X-men Announcement Trailer. Plus, I have this Exclusive preview shot, which ends years of fan speculation: yes, Jean becomes Dark Phoenix (the evil space energy turns her once beautiful face into that of a Denny's waitress). Yes, Emma Frost's breasts are in it. And, if you look closely behind Cyclops's head you'll see none other than the Man of Steel himself, Superman.
Unfortunately, the trailer reveals that while Storm is still present, Gambit isn't. Thanks Brett Ratner, thanks so far up your stupid ass that you'll be tasting my thanks each time you swallow.

Gambit: The only card he needs is the Ace of Spades. And fifty one others.