Gaywads, Dorkwads sign historic Wad accord

Left to right: Dorkwad, Gaywad.

Proof, if any is needed that God does indeed hate us all, Avenged Sevenfold and Coheed and Cambria have combined their Wad energy to create an inferno of pimples, eyeliner and virginity. To underline the fact that all forms of human expression are now officially dead, the bands have chosen to fill the support slots with fellow Ass Professionals Eighteen Visions and Head Automatica.