Robot Apocalypse Warning set to 'Increased Readiness'

Begin stockpiling canned food and batteries. Zou Renti, whose name will forever live in infamy as a traitor to his species, has bought the CyberRapture one step closer with this incredibly life-like robot clone. It can 'move it's face (towards evil) and talk (about killing humans)'.

Via The RAW Feed, which I assume stands for Robot Apocalypse Warning, since they link to both articles on The Pentagon's Robot Insect Army and the Flying Cars and 155mph Buses which can be used to outrun them.