Accidental Pornography from Accidental Pornographer
Hose. Not Pictured: Ho's.Accidental Pornographer (NSFW) has some lovely pictures of professional pretty lady Gia Paloma, star of the delightful romps Double Reamed and Creamed, Texas Asshole Massacre and the Merchant Ivory adaptation of T.S Elliot's Shitty Shitty Bang Bang. Normally I wouldn't alert the internet that a porn starlet is taking her clothes off, but the pictures are sort of nice, tasteful, and a little sad. Except for the picture of the hose above, or the one where miss Paloma is peeing. That's just gross.
Also, in researching Gia Paloma's venerable ouvre I found out that she's actually younger than me by a couple of months. I don't know why but that weirds me out. I still think of myself as a young person, so it's odd that somebody who I could have sat next to in High School has starred in 170 hardcore porn films, won an award for 'Most Outrageous Sex Scene' and is named by Wikipedia as the first person to be Donkey Punched on film. I haven't even had sex off camera 170 times, I've never won an award for Most Outrageous anything and nobody's in a hurry to write a Wikipedia article about me. I also found her incredibly hard to read Myspace, which plays 'I wanna be your dog' by the Stooges and shows that I have basically the same taste in books as somebody whose average workday could involve having two enormous cocks in her ass. And often does.
So what have we learnt? 1) I'm a prude 2) I've wasted my life 3) Pornstars can't design web pages for shit.
Also, in researching Gia Paloma's venerable ouvre I found out that she's actually younger than me by a couple of months. I don't know why but that weirds me out. I still think of myself as a young person, so it's odd that somebody who I could have sat next to in High School has starred in 170 hardcore porn films, won an award for 'Most Outrageous Sex Scene' and is named by Wikipedia as the first person to be Donkey Punched on film. I haven't even had sex off camera 170 times, I've never won an award for Most Outrageous anything and nobody's in a hurry to write a Wikipedia article about me. I also found her incredibly hard to read Myspace, which plays 'I wanna be your dog' by the Stooges and shows that I have basically the same taste in books as somebody whose average workday could involve having two enormous cocks in her ass. And often does.
So what have we learnt? 1) I'm a prude 2) I've wasted my life 3) Pornstars can't design web pages for shit.
posted by G at 3:20 PM
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