The World is a Wonderful Place but Not Safe For Work.

Things are really starting to look up for me. Today, for instance, I recieved a fabulous e-mail, asking:

Have you ever stepped on a landmine before? Look at these Breasts!

This e-mail fascinated me, exposing the cruel dichotomy between indisciminate slaughter and Huge flopping Breasts. Did you know that there are between 15,000 and 20,000 new casualties caused by landmines and unexploded ordnance each year? That means there are some 1,500 new casualties each month, more than 40 new casualties a day, at least two new casualties per hour. In Cambodia, for example there are almost 40,000 landmine survivors recorded between 1979 and 2002. These are the survivors. Some 18,000 people were killed in this period. More than 60 % of the total casualties, numbering some 57,000, were civilians. (Source: The International Campaign to Ban Landmines)
The e-mail went on to explain that:

These tites (sic) are explosive!

I hate you all.